To make a man love you: make him a fantastic meal. To make a woman love you? Wash her dishes.
Friday Morning Without Chris:
(He’s spending the night in the dorm) Wash dishes from the past week: Check Pack the lunches: Check Clean bathroom: Check Whack that sneaky spider skulking just ahead of me everywhere I went in the bathroom: THWUMP! Check. He’s very dead. And I am very satisfied.