March 2011
2 posts
To make a man love you: make him a fantastic meal.
To make a woman love you? Wash her dishes.
Friday Morning Without Chris:
(He’s spending the night in the dorm)
Wash dishes from the past week: Check
Pack the lunches: Check
Clean bathroom: Check
Whack that sneaky spider skulking just ahead of me everywhere I went in the bathroom: THWUMP! Check. He’s very dead.
And I am very satisfied.
